Advanced Martial Arts: Consequences of a Frenzied Fling

Warning: the following content is not for the faint of heart or those with fragile egos.

You've been warned.

The consequences of unleashing a frenzied fling of martial arts mastery upon the world are dire:

• Uncontrollable rage-fueled spinning kicks will inevitably shatter the local coffee shop.
• Dojo-mates will be left questioning your sanity and sanity-adjacent competence.
• Unbridled enthusiasm will lead to an unending supply of bruises and minor injuries.

But hey, it's all worth it for that one sweet, sweet moment of sweet, sweet triumph.

Don't say we didn't warn you.